No, it's not 60 Minutes, but Playboy radio interviewed former FSU Girl and "friend" of Jenn Sterger, Allison Torres, who is surprised The Favre Dong story has surfaced now. Jenn showed her the photo of it two years ago, she said.
"I'll never forget when it happened....[h]er phone is the biggest little black book of these secrets. I've seen more naked men and shenanigans. It's unbelievable. These boys just love to send their beautiful pictures. She showed it [Brett Favre's cock] to me two years ago.And I listened to a voicemail, too, that he left her..."
You get the gist.
And how was Lil' Slinger?
"Nothing to write home about."
Aw. He's just having fun out there.
The Favre/Sterger talk begins around 2:16.
WHAT ELSE.
* Oh, Terez Owens has a source who told him Jenn's full of shit. He didn't even want to report the story. He's above the sort of gutter gossip that could potentially ruin people's lives. Unless it involves Delonte West fucking LeBron James' mom. [Terez Owens]
* Kevin Youklis's thumb cost him the rest of the season. The Red Sox are probably dead now. But screw real-life fandom — what about your fantasy team? [Fanhouse]
* Another person who won't be coming back to the Red Sox — Pedro Martinez. Yesterday, Petey was touring NYC with Gillette and told everyone he spoke to that he's had offers to return this season. He won't because he wants to spend time with his familia. Oh, full disclosure: I went to the Empire State Building with him as part of a Pedro Sports Blogging Junket. I interviewed him while he was urinating. In Spanish. So gay. Video later. [High Cheese]
* Mark Cuban (CUUUUUBES!) discusses why he didn't end up the most entertaining MLB owner in history. No, Nolan Ryan did not put him in a headlock and beat his forehead into tomato paste. [Blog Maverick]
* Ha. [Zoo With Roy]
It's Friday so...AWAKE. Shake dreams from your hair my pretty child, my sweet one. Choose the day, choose the sign of your day, the day's divinity...
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