Fun With Babies: More Horrifying Tales From The Phillies Parade

Just like Vietnam, it may be decades before the entire tragic picture of the Phillies victory parade finally comes into focus. More disturbing details emerge each day, including this video, in which this excitable Phils fan can't stop fist-pumping, and in the process nearly jettisons his kid. But is that incident worse than the one featuring the bat-wielding psycho mom below? Mamas, don't let your babies grow up to be Phillies fans.

And finally, man in Phillies jersey attempts to climb small tree, fails, is booed. Priceless.