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Giants Nearly Lose Stadium To Invading Seagull Force

I don’t want to get too far into it, but I firmly believe that animals will one day rise up and wage war on their human oppressors. When that day comes, the opening salvo may look something like this:

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Next thing you know, Hunter Pence is getting his eyes plucked out in right field.

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