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Glory Boy Hot Dog Celebrates Too Early, Gets Bodied By Jason Kipnis

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If you’re in a hot dog race, there are no rules. You have to look out for your safety at all times, and not, say, turn around to celebrate only for a passing ballplayer to own you with a vicious shoulder check.

Ketchup sucks anyway.


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