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God Bless Patrick Kane, Beautiful Karaoke Moron

You should never make fun of people for singing karaoke poorly, because the whole point of karaoke is to get drunk and yell and cause ruckus. But I think it’s okay to poke fun at Chicago Blackhawks party boy Patrick Kane, who does something delightfully stupid at about the two-minute mark of this clip.

“♫ Instrumentaaal, Breaaaaaaaak ♫” — Patrick Kane, looking straight at the karaoke monitor and not realizing that he wasn’t actually supposed to sing the words “instrumental break.”


I’ve been laughing about this for 15 minutes.

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