Photo: @sonofbum

The Super Bowl-winning Denver Broncos made their visit to the White House today, and defensive coordinator Wade Phillips took pictures to document the trip. His photography skills are equivalent to those of your dad, so none of the shots are properly framed, and the captions are as brief as possible. Wade Phillips, as noted before, is good at Twitter.

Here are head coach Gary Kubiak and his wife, Rhonda:

Here’s Abraham Lincoln’s head, which got Wade all riled up:

Here’s the back of the White House, which Wade called the front:


Here is a lawn. Photo credit: Wade Phillips.

Here’s a sword that has something to do with George Washington:


Here’s an objectively bad photo of the Red Room, by Wade Phillips:

Here is Wade Phillips’s photo of a portrait of John F. Kennedy:


Indeed, Wade. It is very neat.