Greg Oden Is The Only Person Wearing Pants

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It's a while, still, until Greg Oden will suit up for Ohio State, and just another year after that until he can reap the fruits of life in the NBA. Until then, however, we cordially welcome him to the world of "Careful Who's Got A Digital Camera At A Party" that awaits him in professional sport.

By the way, we don't know where he's at, but the decorating in that place ... dis-ASTER! [Official Site]

(Photo by Carly Blackwell, Lawrence North.)