Happy Holidays From The 1986 Dallas Cowboys

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People tend to remember "The Super Bowl Shuffle" with fond bemusement, but they often forget what the Bears hath wrought. Two decades of horribly misguided team songs, featuring poorly dressed athletes singing unenthusiastic versions of poorly conceived jingles. This one is simply embarrassing for all involved. No one even gets to brag about their funky dancing skills. I just feel bad for anyone who was forced to actually spend a Christmas in Dallas as a result of this disaster. Talk about false advertising ...

On the bright side, Danny White has a tremendous baritone.

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