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Hawks Rookie Suspended For Hitting DeMarcus Cousins In The Dick

Congratulations, Dennis Schröder! you're only four games into your career, and you've already joined the illustrious fraternity of NBA players who have hit other NBA players in the dick.


Schröder unleashed his nut-shot on DeMarcus Cousins during Tuesday's Hawks-Kings game. This particular groinal assault doesn't seem to have been as deliberate as others we've seen in the past, but it was enough to make DeMarcus Cousins very mad and to earn Schröder a one-game suspension from the league.

Schröder should serve his suspension during the Hawks' game against the Nuggets tonight. Rest easy, Nuggets players. Your dicks and balls are safe for now.

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