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Hell Yes The MySpace Guy Should Pay The Giants To Keep Tim Lincecum

Did you know the MySpace guy is rich as hell? “Nah,” you’re probably saying right now, “MySpace sucks and nobody uses it. That dude must be broke.” Wrong! You see, MySpace Tom sold out at the right time.

Which makes the offer presented in this tweet not totally crazy:


I say let Tom have his way. A world in which Tim Lincecum isn’t a Giant isn’t really a world I want to live in. Let the MySpace bro pay him to just sit in the dugout and give off chill vibes.

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