Here's The Alex Morgan Goal That Looked Like It Was Going To Win The World Cup

This game has been stressful to watch. After an uneventful first half, in which the Americans hit every part of the goalposts but couldn't find the back of the net, Alex Morgan finally capitalized on this beautiful goal. Japan tied it up a few minutes later. If you're not watching now — and if you didn't celebrate like the portly young man who flashes the camera here — then yes, you're a bad American.

Video via @Jose3030.