Here's What Happened At The 2016 Deadspin Awards

Tom Ley|published: Fri 15th July, 09:59 2016

We had an awards show last night, and it went much better than many of us thought it would. There were some good jokes! Clark The Cub was there! Daniel Radcliffe stole the show! We’re all still sort of drunk!

Anyway, if you did not get to attend the ceremony or watch the proceedings on Facebook, we recorded the whole shebang for posterity. Start with Jezebel culture editor Julianne Escobedo Shepherd’s red carpet show. There were so many amazing looks. Everything was amazing:

And now for the show itself (a highlight reel of sorts is at the top of this post; here’s the full, complete show as broadcast):

If we look weird it’s because it was 5,000 degrees in that damn venue.

And here is the list of winners:

Sportsperson of the Year: Jim Tomsula

Best Highlight: Jose Bautista’s righteous bat-flip

Sleaziest International Sports Official: Sepp Blatter

Best Scandal: FIFA

Most Insane Coach: Jim Harbaugh

Best Bills Fans: All of them

Best Bear: Items Bear

Worst Owner: Dan Snyder

Most Offensive Media Personality: Stephen A. Smith