Got an image you'd like to see in here first thing in the morning? Send it to Subject: Morning crap.

Pretty sure this image is fairly old, so the artwork most likely no longer exists. But I could be wrong. If you're in Hazelton, Pa., for some reason, just head over to 240 N. Cedar St. and take a look. Google Maps seems to think it does.

It's amazing how far we've come as a civilization, isn't it?