The profile does cover Bryant’s work coaching his daughter’s AAU team. Bryant’s supposed six-year commitment (after which they will be “brimming full of Mamba Mentality”) to coaching the team is presented as a selfless way to give back to basketball, the game that gave so much to him. That’s very sweet of him. All they have to do is wear all-caps MAMBA jerseys and help him sell Nike crap.

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Kobe Bryant’s rape case is particularly inconvenient to the sort of story SLAM wants to tell here because so much of Bryant’s renewed personal brand hinges on his character, his unique drive and passion. Hundreds of athletes could subcontract an author to write a kid’s book about a wizard, but only someone with Bryant’s rabid fanbase and persona could sell it to this degree. The whole sell of “Bryant’s” novel, and his autobiography, and his forthcoming podcast, is that a singular achiever like Bryant has something special to teach us that nobody else could.

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In a just world, that thesis would have been invalidated years ago when Bryant admitted to having sex with a hotel worker without her consent before his lawyers successfully bullied her into settling before a trial by portraying her as a sex-crazed, mentally unstable fan. But we don’t live in that world, we live in this one, where Kobe Bryant is still somehow a brain genius to be fawned over.

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