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How To Find A Doctor To Treat Your Secret Bullet Wound

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You thought you could get through today without a Plaxico story! Silly! This one is a nice change of pace though, because it's not about tow trucks or angry mayors. It's about a website that allows patients to anonymously rate their doctors and provide little comments about their services—and it just so happens that super-secret Giants doctor Josyann Abisaab, M.D., has her own entry. I think you know where this is going.

Here are some of the reviews that have been left in the last week:

Dr. Abisaab was quick to respond when I showed up to the hospital with a hole in my leg caused by an accidental shooting at Applebee's this past weekend. She was going to report the incident until I showed her the gun that caused the hole in my leg. That changed her mind. Good thing, could yuo imagine the trouble I would be in if someone found out about my unregistered handgun. Oh, wait, nevermind.

Doc is top notch. I didn't have to wait too long, was brought in the back door, bandaged and on my way before I could change my sweatpants. I truly appreciated the help.

Anytime I shoot myself at 2 in the morning....Dr. Abisaab is going to be my first call


There aren't very many at this time, but I have a feeling that will change. I'm not saying that any of you would be involved in something like this, but all I'm going to say is before you do anything, ask yourself ... "What would Iracane think?"

Josyann Abisaab, MD [Vitals]

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