Hugh Recommends An Assortment Of Beverages

Sports, at the end of the day, is about bringing people together. Take me and Rick, for example. I've know Paulas for all of about 36 hours now, but we've really bonded. We're already at the point in the friendship where we can tell each other Holocaust jokes. How great is that? But anyway, Rick passed along this video—and in it, some sage wisdom—that I think many of you need to see. .

Let's play the Hugh! People who don't like flopping should step into the shoes of a theatre major/sports fan. That Oklahoma punter grabbing his knee at the end of the play was my Lawrence of Arabia. —Skolly Coddle Loo The telecast of Texas-OU ought to be sent to the Academy Award voters, giving the degree of acting to get personal foul flags. Even Cristiano Ronaldo thinks it's a bit much. —Signal 2 Noise Upon further analysis of their resumes, it appears the officials in the OU/Texas game attended the Ed Hochuli school of officiating. —Herbies_Wingman I'd like to thank WTAE in Pittsburgh for royally fucking up my college football watching. I was all excited to watch Oklahoma and Texas. I turn on ABC and what do I get? Rutgers and Cincinatti. NO ONE CARES ABOUT THE FUCKING BIG EAST! NOBODY! —Dr Scooter Florida International's Mario Cristobal is the first Cuban-American head coach in D-1. Both the new stadium and the team are supported by rafters. —Jelloman 4 You see, the kids these days, they like throwing TDs to Jordan Shipley, which gives them the brain damage. With the hippin' and the hoppin' and the bippin' and the boppin', they don't know what Quan Cosby is all about. Y'see, Quan Cosby is like Jello pudding... no, that's not it. Quan Cosby is like Kodak film... no, that's not right neither. I've got it, Quan Cosby is like the new Coke - he'll be around forever! —Zombie Jesus X