There goes any chance of Hulk Hogan staying off our wrestling and reality programming and retiring with dignity (dignity being a relative word, of course). The Hulkster is going to need more money, because his ex-wife took most of his.

Hogan and his wife of 26 years were divorced two years ago, but some details of their settlement were just revealed in a court filing obtained by the St. Petersburg Times. Linda Bollea gets 70 percent of the couple's savings and investments, 40 percent ownership in Hulk's business ventures, a $3 million "property settlement," and "a Mercedes-Benz, a Cadillac Escalade, a Corvette, a Rolls-Royce and various off-road vehicles."

It's not all bad! Hulk gets to keep all the money he makes from personal appearances, and doesn't have to pay alimony. So he still has a little something to show for his troubles, and your childhood is only 70 percent destroyed. At least we'll always have the Ultimate Warrior...oh.

Ex-wife put Hulk Hogan against ropes in divorce settlement [St. Pete Times]