Everyone's been there - just you and the goal, the ball floating in. Man, you could pelvic thrust it in if you really wanted to.

But no, an awkward lurching knee sends your Jabulani over the bar, as your cheeks flush to a thrilling scarlet.

The difference here being that at least you're not paid for your trouble. Cringe!

This post, written by Josh Burt, is republished with permission from The Spoiler. Go there often if you like soccer stuff.