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San Francisco Giants outfielder Hunter Pence transformed into an eerily accurate Napoleon Dynamite for Halloween, with his fiancée Alexis Cozombolidis dressing up as his sidekick, Pedro. Pence’s costume was one of the better athlete costumes this year, up there with Paul Pierce sitting on the bench as Rick James.

It’s one of those things that when you see it, your only thought is, whoa, yeah. 


Pence even performed part of the famous scene when Napoleon does a dumb dance for the talent show. If only he had done the full scene:

Staff writer at Deadspin.

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