Earlier this week the Papa John’s Twitter account, which apparently thinks it is a real person, bravely denounced Nazis who might enjoy its product and apologized for dipping their garlicky, ranchy toes into the middle of an NFL civil war. And while I love it when a brand publicly steps on its own nutsack, I believe that the political humiliation of grease king John Schnatter deserves to continue in perpetuity, and that is the subject of this week’s Deadcast.

But surely, you say, there cannot be more. THERE IS. David Roth joins us to talk about Trump and the UCLA shoplifters, and Ben McAdooooooooo, and we answer YOUR questions about chodes, chuds, and other vital topics.

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