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Look at those gams! How does he not fall over?

It is weird that this man who, by virtue of his profession, is almost always in shorts when we see him, has such tiny-ass legs and we never really noticed. I mean, look at this:


While his legs look pretty appropriately-sized, maybe we should have been asking some questions. It probably has something to do with the style of shorts; things get weirder when we lose fabric. Look:

And, of course, weirdest of all is the muscle tee/short shorts look up top.

This has been your Tyson-Chandler's-chicken-legs update.

Top image via, remaining photo credits: Getty



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