Thanks to The Smoking Gun, we can all meet George Howard, a Kentucky man arrested this morning for some shenanigans involving a 2006 Ford on the outskirts of Louisville. Johnny Law intervened after seeing Howard's ride allegedly collide with a curb.
Cops say that Howard, 59, was having difficulty controlling the auto because he was simultaneously driving, drinking a beer, and having sex with his 53-year-old female passenger (whose head was buried between Howard's legs). ...
Howard's companion, who was not arrested, tried to hide a beer under her dress as police approached. When Howard exited the car, "his pants fell to the ground," police reported. Booked for drunk driving, wanton endangerment, and reckless driving, Howard was released from jail late this afternoon.