It's Friday. Just Watch These Dunks And Go Home

• It's time: As we speak, pitchers and catchers are reporting to spring training. Ahhhhhh. [ Why Is My Head Growing]

• That's unpossible!: The NCAA loses a lawsuit? Well, at least until the judge finds that horse head in his bed. [ SportsBiz]

• Or Jim Carrey's "The Mask"?: I don't know if I would call these sports masks "scary." I mean, have you ever seen Bill Laimbeer's face with his mask off? [ Quick Hit]

• Ignore: English footballer Michael Chopra learns about his upcoming divorce when his wife changes her Facebook status. "Michael is now sad." [ Unprofessional Foul]