Jared Goff Buddies Up With Yasiel Puig, Betrays The Sanctity Of His Takes

When Rams rookie quarterback Jared Goff was just 17, he had some strong takes and the stones to express them publicly:

But now Jared is an adult and a famous athlete himself, which means he can’t afford such convictions. At yesterday’s Dodgers game, Goff and Puig officially buried the hatchet:

Shameful, if you ask me. You may think a person is allowed to change his mind about things as he becomes older, but I don’t want to hear any of that, because the First Law of Takes is that takes are forever. Those in violation will be punished, in this life or the next.