Last week, Dez Bryant posted a photo on Instagram of his “new best friend,” a monkey named Dallas Bryant. When PETA found out, it demanded that Bryant relinquish the illegal pet monkey, but there wasn’t proof that the Cowboys receiver actually possessed Dallas. DeSoto, Texas police investigated, and couldn’t find any evidence that the monkey was in the city. While the primate’s whereabouts remain unknown, Cowboys owner Jerry Jones has some monkey opinions.

Jones appeared on 105.3 The Fan and said that while he has not met Bryant’s monkey, he is a “monkey fan.” He also told a story about his father getting in the animal business and dealing with a monkey attacking a little girl, which sounds like a cautionary tale about monkeys more than anything. Via TMZ:

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Really, though, where’s that monkey?

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