To be fair to Worst Man Jim Nantz, we understand that a Huskies-Bulldogs final is a bit like Christmas for him. A Christmas trimmed with multiple opportunities for insufferable references to dogs and winning. And so when the buzzer sounded, Nantz dropped three dog puns in under 20 seconds. It was either that he'd been saving them up for this moment, waiting to crown the "top dog," or that the wordplay just came out naturally. Like projectile vomit. Not even #jimnantzpunpredictions took it to this level. But that's what the Nantz is for.

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