Joe DiMaggio's Corpse Has Endorsed A Candidate For Broward County Sheriff

Joe DiMaggio has been dead for 13 years and thinks you should elect Louie Granteed to be Broward County's sheriff. Actually, Granteed got the endorsement of Morris Engelberg, DiMaggio's lawyer and confidante and guy who's been making money off the DiMaggio estate for years. But as the executor of the estate, Engelberg is allowed to put the Joe D sticker of approval on anything that comes his way: including aspiring lawmen. [ Sun-Sentinel]