On Nov. 2, someone on Twitter claimed that his uncle asked former Skins quarterback Joe Theismann for an autograph, and Theismann told the man to grow some tits. Wow, that’s harsh. Did Joe really do that? He responded today:

Got it. Unless any new evidence pops up, this matter is closed.

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H/t to @ArkansasFred

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