Like anyone who can boast a 166 wRC+, Joey Votto does a lot of impressive shit. (For the record, there are only three other players who meet the minimum for plate appearances and can boast a 166 wRC+ right now.) Here is one such example: the Cubs trying to use a four-man outfield shift on Votto, only to watch him beat it by doubling down the line.

The Reds lost, 15-5, but at least they had that. And, also, from the file of delightful Joey Votto activity, this: