ESPN's NFL reporter and ponytail folk hero threw out the ceremonial first pitch before Saturday's Mariners game and it went probably about as well as one imagines a ceremonial first pitch would go for John Clayton.

It is by no means terrible like we've seen before, but the face is what really makes this a memorable first pitch. John Clayton has more grit in his screwed-up face than a David Eckstein-versus-Sam-Fuld thumb-wrestling tournament.