John Clayton Needs To Work On His Mechanics

ESPN's NFL reporter and ponytail folk hero threw out the ceremonial first pitch before Saturday's Mariners game and it went probably about as well as one imagines a ceremonial first pitch would go for John Clayton.

It is by no means terrible like we've seen before, but the face is what really makes this a memorable first pitch. John Clayton has more grit in his screwed-up face than a David Eckstein-versus-Sam-Fuld thumb-wrestling tournament.