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Johnny Manziel Does The Money Phone Very Poorly

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The Money Phone—the act of holding a large stack of cash to one's ear as if it is a phone—is a thing that lots and lots of rappers have grown very fond of doing lately. Naturally, this means that Johnny Manziel has decided that he should also do the Money Phone:

Honestly, this is a pretty shitty Money Phone performance, Johnny Manziel. The point of the Money Phone is not to evoke the spirit of a shitfaced college freshman playing dress-up. The Money Phone should never be included in a drunk man's comedy bit. The Money Phone should speak for itself.

Like so:

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Step your Money Phone game up, Johnny Football.

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