Jon Stewart Rips Chicago Pizza A New Saucehole
On last night's , Jon Stewart tackled the council decision that named One World Trade Center America's tallest building, surpassing the Willis (née Sears) Tower. But while toasting to intracity harmony, a pair of commentators had the gall to trumpet Chicago-style deep-dish pizza as one thing Chicago can still hold over New York. It was on.
It's like "sex with a corpse made of sandpaper." It's "an above-ground marinara swimming pool for rats." It's "fucking not-pizza."
This site's feelings on both Chicago and New York pizzas are no secret. Yet the battle rages on.
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