Josh Sargent Inches Ever Closer To Wonderteenhood With Nifty Goal
credits: Patrick McDermott | source: Getty This is an urgent communiqué from the American Wonderteen Identification Department: Though we have not yet officially identified a player capable of inheriting the title of Wonderteen from Christian Pulisic, various candidates are being strongly considered. One such candidate is 19-year-old striker Josh Sargent, who made his first start of the season for Bundesliga side Werder Bremen over the weekend. Not only did Sargent score a goal in the 3-2 win, he scored it while removing every article of clothing from the opposing keeper:
Our department will continue to make further inquiries into Sargent’s suitability for Wonderteenhood, and any future updates on his status will be communicated in a timely fashion.
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