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Kansas Coach Apparently Has Quite The Social Life (UPDATE)

It was a full house in Lawrence as KU downed K-State for the Big 12 Championship, including one well-known adult film star. So who hooked her up with floor seats?

Samantha Ryan is like any number of Kansas natives, in that she went to KU before moving west to follow her dreams. She's like a smaller number of Kansas natives, in that her dreams entailed starring in such films as "Lesbian Psychotherapists 2," "Butt Licking Anal Whores 5," and "Missionary: Impossible."


But she's a normal person too, and for her 32nd birthday, she just wanted to go to the Sunflower Showdown. What's a girl to do? Enter Kurtis Townsend, KU assistant coach and all-around pimp.


Were the seats good? How about on the floor? Looks like she had a blast:


We've put in queries with both Ryan and Townsend, and I'm actually curious which one gets back to us sooner. But I can't for the life of me figure out how these two have crossed paths. Does that look like the face of a man that would have anything to do with porn? (*Sees mustache*) Oh.

UPDATE: Aaaaand, we've got our answer. Turns out it was a "Strangers on the Plane" type of thing:


It's Not Easy To Do As A Missouri Guy, But I Tip My Cap To KU [InsideSTL]

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