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Karl-Anthony Towns Dunks On Child Who Must Now Embark On Lifelong Vengeance Plot

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Most NBA players are content to lightly humiliate young basketball camp attendees with an emphatic block or two, but Karl-Anthony Towns just set a new standard for player-on-camper aggression:

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Someday, when Karl-Anthony Towns has grown older and wiser and that child has become a full-grown man, these two will meet again. The kid will find Towns alone under the moonlight, and he will approach him while dribbling a basketball, slowly and with menace. Thump... thump... thump...

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He’ll look Towns in the eye and say, “Fifteen years. I’ve been looking for you for fifteen years.”

“I’ve been waiting,” Towns will reply. “Now we can begin.”

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