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"Leon ... POWE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

So we haven't been watching much summer league basketball, if just because the only local games on around these parts are the Knicks, and honestly, if we wanted to watch a snuff film, we'd just go see the new M. Night Shyamalan movie.

Therefore, we were taken aback when we saw the above clip — highlights of a Celtics-Raptors game — and heard the public address announcer. We can't imagine actually going to these games and surviving without our ears bleeding. And also: Who's he trying to impress? Is it possible not to sound ridiculous while screaming, "RYAN ... GOMES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?" That guy's mike definitely goes to 11.

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