Let Us Now Read From The Book Of Dwyane

We may earn a commission from links on this page.

Christ loves basketball, of that we're certain. But there is no clue in the scriptures, as far as we can tell, as to which city Jesus would have preferred; Dallas or Miami. We can't really picture Him in either place, quite frankly. But we did find this over on Dave Barry's blog, so all of you Da Vinci Code people, get cracking. We're pretty sure that this photo is the most blasphemous thing we've seen today. But of course the day isn't over.


Then again, 43 points on Sunday ...

Sweet Jesus, It's Almost Time! [Deadspin]
The Official Dave Barry Blog

(UPDATE: Sorry about the spelling mistake in the headline. We were traveling yesterday and didn't catch it until late. We're an idiot.)