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Peyton Manning threw footballs today, while wearing a football jersey, to other people wearing football jerseys. This is important because it's been a while since Peyton Manning threw footballs, and people are really worried that he might not be able to throw a football as well as he used to throw footballs.


How did it go? Manning "showed no ill-effects". It went "without a hitch." His arm "looked strong." He connected "on several pass attempts."

There was "plenty of zip" on Manning's throws. But not just zip. "Zip and accuracy." His "trademark zip and accuracy." Which should not be confused with his "characteristic precision and accuracy."

He was "pretty good."

Here are 77 blurry photos of Manning throwing a football.

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