Sports News Without Access, Favor, Or Discretion

You know, it's a shame. The guy devotes his a large portion of his private life to helping other people, trying to make the world a better place, assisting his fellow man through the treacherous terrain of this planet. He is honored in the most public possible way on the world's grandest stage ... and all anyone is thinking is "Who Wants To Sex Mutombo?"

Poor guy.

Mutombo Stands Tall With Bush [Houston Chronicle]

(By the way, that was nice of them to seat him next to the SHORTEST LADY IN THE BUILDING.)


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