Look At This Fucking Hoopster: "Shaquille O'Neal" Makes Out With Some Guy At A Party

An occasional feature in which we spotlight the ridiculous trend of recontextualized basketball jerseys. Today: The Diesel, Shaquille O'Neal.
Player: Shaquille O'Neal Team: '90s Lakers Ubiquity: Low Scene: That Harvard party we visited previously. Unnecessarily Decimaled Score Out Of 10: 8.8 Analysis: Well, you can see pretty clearly what's happening here. They both seem to be enjoying themselves, that's what's important. But before you ask: Yes. Ladies is hoopsters too. Pluses in her favor: those Laker jerseys were much cooler than the ones they have now. Verdict: Poorly executed Jay-Z allusions aside, this seems like a hoopster to my completely subjective eyes.


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