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Which obnoxious fans would you least like to be sitting next to at a football game? The loud, over-excitable body painter who loses his voice on every first-down draw play or the cooing lovebirds who would rather grope themselves (and maybe you too) instead of watching the action on the field.
There's one of each at every game, but it's rare that you see them seated together. So was this guy cheering for Louisiana Tech to get over the hump against Boise State? Or for his buddy to finally get humped? Either way, I'd hate to be the one who has to get all that blue paint out of the sheets.
[Photo by Reader Mike M.]
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It's Monday. Grab some Cheerios and we'll wind this thing up.