Mark Buehrle's Truck Will Cause Ice Caps To Melt

One alert emailer sent along this photo of the White Sox hurler gassing up his famously scary truck constructed by demonic gorilla robots from some dusty holocaust netherworld.

I consulted Mr. Ray Wert from Jalopnik HQ on what you call this thing and he graciously enlightened:

It's a heavily-modified Ford F-350 Super Duty. VERY heavily-modified.

Wonder if he and Jon Lieber are cb radio buddies? They must drive through brick walls or go Prius hunting together, right?

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Tonight. Watch Bron-Bron stomp Rafer Alston into a puddle of googly-eyed mess as the Magic and Cavs begin their their tromp toward the Finals.

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