Because no one reads the newspaper, and SportsCenter's anchors are too perky for this early in the morning, Deadspin combs the best of the broadsheets and the blogosphere to bring you everything you need to know to start your day.
• Sanchez wore the t-shirt you see here — a reference, fittingly, to history's most overrated sports movie — at a press conference yesterday, and the New York media suddenly turned into Tiger Beat. If I were Sanchez, I'd be careful about drawing the comparison. You remember how the movie ends, right? Guy gets saddled with a fat blond corn silo of a kid and Glenn Close. Glenn Close.
• Everyone is mad at Allen Iverson for having the gall to get voted into the All-Star Game's starting lineup. How dare a popular player win a popularity contest!
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Good morning. It'll be quiet around these parts today.