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It’s a pretty vivid reminder that even ho-hum NBA players—and Wade is very much a ho-hum NBA player at this stage of his career—are still impossibly good at basketball. It’s not that he’s suddenly bad at basketball—he was doing heroic shit on an NBA floor while playing important rotation minutes in the playoffs against the Sixers just last season. But the league is incredibly crunched for cap space, and the game has evolved enormously in the second half of Wade’s career, and being good at basketball is only part of the equation when considering a player of his age and abilities. There’s a reason Wade is still a free agent today, and a Chinese team is offering him this deal, and we all know about it.

Wade was contemplating retirement following Miami’s playoff loss to the Sixers in April. He recently signed a lifetime endorsement deal with a Chinese apparel company. Maybe he should spend a little time playing in China! Either way, it’s another weird quirk of this strange universe that Dwyane Wade’s value to a basketball team, anywhere on Earth, is only “slightly ahead” of that of Andray fucking Blatche.