Meanwhile, The New York Post Goes All New York Post On A-Rod

Working on his golf game? Check. Mystery blonde? Check. Series of pictures purchased from a photo agency, slapped with a few words about how Alex Rodriguez didn't play good baseball and how he should feel bad about it all winter, and trumpeted as a Post exclusive? You better believe it.

We still don't regret bringing this to your attention, if only for this perfectly A-Rodian photo: unlit cigar, Blackberry and cash in hand, ready to hit the links. It's as if he doesn't even need to speak the words "Take care of the Maybach, boy."