Today's Alex Rodriguez update: They've got the name of his lady, and she's a former Playboy model. She's Joslyn Noel Morse, and she was in this issue of "Casting Calls."
Morse is a corn-fed Catholic-school girl from Iowa who quickly took up the stripping trade after high school, sources said. For the past decade, she was licensed to work as an "entertainer" at several Vegas strip clubs, according to Nevada state records.
That's not her in the picture; that's his wife. Who is still hanging out with him. More important: Most athletes should remain safe. Which is a shame, because we really wanted to know whom Adam Kennedy was sleeping with.
Playboy Alex's Private Dancer [New York Post]
Now Batting For The Yankees, Lindsay Lohan [New York Times]