Metaphors Made By Scott Boras Today, Ranked

Baseball’s GM meetings are happening this week, and agent Scott Boras has been doing his typically excellent job of talking up his clients’ value as he calls for them to get paid. Here are some of the metaphors he made today, ranked.

1. The Mets do not want to build a house in Playoffville:

2. Teams who claim not to make money are ghost-hunting:

3. Jake Arrieta is a squirrel:

4. Eric Hosmer is the Federal Express:

5. The Cubs are a hurricane: