Earlier, we brought you a halftime update from a very uncompetitive intrastate matchup between Eastern Michigan and Michigan State. It seems the beating got into the Eagles' heads, as at one point the center forgot to snap the ball entirely.
That's embarrassing enough, I suppose, but then he got smeared by the defense while standing around trying to figure out why he was holding a live football. (Because you forgot to snap it, silly.)
MSU came away with a 73-14 win.