Morning-Transforming Wake-Up Light, HDTV Antenna, Knife Sharpener

In today's edition of Deadspin deals, we've got a device to reshape your morning, an unobtrusive TV antenna, an idiot-proof knife sharpener, and more.

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It doesn't look like much, but this wake-up light can change the way you get out of bed. We posted this here once before, but it went out of stock pretty quickly, so here's another chance.

Update: Sold out for now, but it tends to go in and out. Keep checking!

This flash drive will work with your computer, of course, but a hidden MicroUSB plug lets you use it with your favorite Android device as well. It's perfect for storing photos and videos you take during a vacation without having to dump them on your computer.

This Craftsman Mechanics Tool Set is marked down to just $95 today, dipping below the coveted $.50 per tool threshold.

Even if you aren't planning on cutting ties with your awful cable provider any time soon, an OTA antenna will actually get you better picture quality than cable for the channels it receives. I cut the cord a few months ago, and I can't wait to see Wimbledon in uncompressed HD.

This particular model is functionally identical to the slightly cheaper, and very popular, Mohu Leaf, but it comes with a stand so you don't have to hang it from a wall.

I never learned how to properly use the sharpening steel that came with my knife set, so about a month ago I bought this thing instead. It'll give new life to your old knives, and it's basically impossible to screw up.

If you're worried about storing it, it's actually only a few inches long. Much smaller than the picture makes it seem.

KitchenIQ Edge Grip 2 Stage Knife Sharpener ($6) | Amazon | Excellent reviews

Dyson DC33 Multi Floor Vacuum ($185) | Woot

Cuisinart Espresso Maker ($100) | Bloomingdale's

Bamboo Carousel K-Cup Holder ($11) | Amazon

Faberware 12 Piece Kitchen Teflon Nonstick Cookware Set ($70) | eBay

Whitmor 8-Piece Honeycomb Drawer Organizer ($10) | Amazon | Excellent reviews

Wahl Home Haircutting Kit ($11) | Walmart

Luminarc on Tap 4-Piece Tulip Pub Gassses, 20-Ounce ($10) | Amazon

Honey Can Do 5-Tier 200 Lb. Capacity Shelving Unit ($37) | Staples | Use promo code 58112

Save up to 72% Off Select Indoor Lighting at The Home Depot Today

Outdoor Interiors Adirondack Chair w/ Built-in Ottoman ($155) | Woot

Craftsman 220pc Mechanics Tool Set With Case ($95) | Sears | Rare to be below the $0.50/tool threshold

Accutire Digital Tire Gauge with LCD Display ($7) | Kmart

Craftsman Anvil Pruner ($10) | Sears

35% off Outdoor Gear from Several Brands | REI | Promo code 35EXTRA

Osprey Stratos 36 Backpack ($69) | REI | Clearance

Van Heusen Men's Short Sleeve No-Iron Mini Check Button Down ($24) | Amazon

Get $50 off $100 or More at Bon-Ton with Promo Code ZFIFTY2014Y. Stackable Code APRBDAY gets Free Shipping

Deporte Watch ($38) | Woot

Dickies Men's Black Pique Polo 3-Pack ($22) | Woot

LG 60-Inch Plasma 1080p 600Hz SmartHDTV ($780) | Best Buy

refurb Vizio 55-Inch LED Smart TV ($448) | Walmart

Mohu Curve 30 Designer HDTV Antenna ($48) | Amazon | Excellent reviews

Two Polk Audio Atrium 4 Compact Indoor/Outdoor Speakers ($100) | Newegg | Use promo code EMCYTZG227

Major League (Wild Thing Edition) ($5) | Amazon

American History X ($5) | Amazon

V for Vendetta ($5) | Amazon

Blow ($5) | Amazon

Twister ($5) | Amazon

Dumb and Dumber (Unrated Edition) ($5) | Amazon

preorder House of Cards-Complete Second Season ($45) | Amazon

32GB Unlocked GSM Nexus 5 ($395) | eBay | Not a huge discount, but no tax in most states

refurb Kindle Fire HD ($89) | Amazon

Kindle Paperwhite ($99) | Amazon

Kindle ($49) | Amazon

refurb Original Jawbone Jambox bluetooth Rechargeable Portable Speaker ($70) | eBay

SanDisk Ultra 32GB Micro USB 2.0 OTG Flash Drive For Android Smartphone/Tablet ($25) | Amazon

Sennheiser CX 215 Earphones ($20) | Amazon

GoPro HERO3+: Black Edition with SanDisk Extreme 16GB microSDHC Memory Card ($400) | Amazon

Bottle Opener Ring ($0.49) | Amazon

iOS

Localscope - Find places and people around you ($2) | Normally $3

PDF Connect - Annotation, Scanner, Converter, Page Editor and Form Filling ($2) | Normally $6

Briefcase Pro - File manager, cloud drive, document & pdf reader and file sharing App ($1) | Normally $5

FREE NoteLedge Premium - Take Notes, Memo, Audio and Video Recording | Normally $3

FREE NoteLedge Premium - Take Notes, Sketch, Audio and Video Recording | Normally $5

FREE Altimeter+ | Normally $1

FREE Interactive Tutorials For Photoshop - Full Version | Normally $4

B-Step Sequencer - MIDI Studio ($12) | Normally $17

Android

FREE Terra Forma | Amazon | Normally $2

FREE Medical Calculator | Amazon | Normally $1

Camera Block - Spyware Protect ($2) | Google Play | Normally $3

ROM Toolbox Pro ($3) | Google Play | Normally $6

Suspect in Sight! ($1) | Google Play | Normally $3

Final Fantasy IV ($8) | Google Play | Normally $16

Screen Dimmer ($1) | Google Play | Normally $2

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