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You might remember when we told you about Mr. Testicle running in the Chicago Marathon. How could you forget?

Well, 100 Percent Injury Rate has dug up more videos of Mr. Testicle in action. Can we create him as a Madden character? The problem is that he's so good at sports now that he's pressured to improve and keep up with the rest of his competitors. That's all fine and good, of course, except that leads to steroids which, ironically, makes his whole body shrink.

Mr. Testicles Is Surprisingly Athletic [100 Percent Injury Rate]
You Should See The Portion Of The Costume That Fell Off During Mile 3 [Deadspin]


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